Thursday, May 20, 2004

Is Queef A Real Word?

Apparently it is not a word, sadly, not in the scrabble dictionary sense at least. How do I know this? Well, because I asked... on live public access television. I asked a dude named Hammell, to be exact. He asked me for a definition. I could not produce it, however, screams of pussy farts could be heard in the background... on live television. That my friends, is why Scrabble on Tuesday nights at 11 is the greatest thing since my penis. And that's pretty fucking great.

In case you haven't seen it, Scrabble is a public access show that some really smart guy runs. He plays against the city of Minneapolis, which is basically a bunch of drunk and stoned college kids calling in and naming themselves Team Ramrod #1-29. At least we were clever and named ourselves Team Suckmywang.

I encourage you all to call in, anyone who lives in the area anyway. Or at the very least watch. You can listen to me ask to see Hammell's head at least three times per show. You can also watch as I spell D Raped. Or queef, or queer, or any other host of borderline inappropiate words. It's good times, I encourage you to check it out. And just so we have an image for this post, I present this...



Yeah, I know, that's more Wheel of Fortune than Scrabble, but you try to Photoshop a fucking scrabble board, it's hard! So there you go, Go Fuck Yourselves... and have a good weekend.


Links of the Day


This is good for a laugh, and always makes me want to watch the movie again. There's also one for Jackie Brown.

Anyone want to go to this with me? OAR is going to be there, should be a good time...

I always knew being a caffeine addict and an alcoholic would eventually all even out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!

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