Friday, September 03, 2004

The Best Thing I Heard All Day

This comes courtesy of Nick, one of my favorite coworkers. We have long, deep conversations while working together. Today's best went like this:

Nick: "I need to start selling pot. It's not bad man, really. You are giving pleasure to others, and pleasure to yourself. You're like Santa Clause. Yeah, you're like Santa Clause... masturbating. Cuz, you know, I had to fit the pleasure yourself into the analogy. Don't give me that look dude. What?"

Sorry for so few posts, I know I keep promising that we'll update more often. Eventually, it will be true, I swear. Now, time to go out and party like a rock star.