Monday, November 29, 2004

Did You Know Funkytown Is Minneapolis?

Yep, it's true, I in fact live in Funkytown. Which is kind of disappointing. I mean, I always had this dream of Funkytown as this unbelievably super cool place. Now that I know I live there, I think it's been a little overrated. I mean, I like Minneapolis and all, but I wouldn't go so far as to give it a badass name as Funkytown. Sigh, another dream lost.
On that strange note, I guess I should talk about Thanksgiving. Um, it was fun. I ate turkey. I got drunk in Yankton, which is much cheaper than in Minneapolis. I managed to not piss off my mother until the fourth day I was back, a new record. I watched people celebrate "Danksgiving 2k4," and it was hilarious. I made like $200 in poker, then lost a lot of it back. All around, good times.
Since Christmas is coming up, I think our house will be putting together a wishlist for the next post. I'm sure it will consist mostly of hot naked chicks we want to sleep with, and porn of all varities, but there may actually be some good ideas on there for some of you. I sure hope my mom is reading this... or something.
Well, mostly I wrote this for the Links, because I got some bad ass one's mixed in here. So here you all go...

Links of the Day


I was interviewed by the Daily. I fucking rule. Read up.

Here's how much the 12 days of Christmas would cost now. I read this every year, and it always amuses me.

Bam Margera has a hot girlfriend. They got naked and had sex. It was videotaped. Enjoy. Thanks G-Mask.

Read this at any point and see if you can make sense of it. I think the only way that can be accomplished is if you are stoned. Poor grammar plus science is a lethal combination.

Look at what amazon is selling! Target was earlier, but they took it down, those bastards. Probably smart though, I've known many a person who's been busted for doing this. But they did still keep this one. Apparently, amazon also sells hookers.

Someone should buy this for me for Christmas, because I think it's hilarious. I also think someone should get me this game, based solely on the females they use to sell it.

I love that even Ivy League schools pull pranks. This one is hilarious.

And finally, the best links, and they are both screensavers. Now, I haven't used a screensaver in probably over a year, but both of these are too good to pass up. At least have them on your computer. This first one I saw during the celebration of Danksgiving, and it's well worth looking at. It'll make your head expand, for better or worse, under the influence or not. Definitely check it. The screensaver looks the best, but the flash is cool too.

This screen saver is sweet because it harasses the everliving fuck out of spammers, and it makes it more expensive for them to send out that crap. I would love a movement with this screensaver to limit the amount of shit I get in my inbox every day. Check it out, get the international English version, hate the spammers.

Monday, November 22, 2004

We Had A Little Party

This is the second time I've had to write this, so I'm going to be somewhat brief. We had a little shindig at our house this weekend. People were drunk. A barrel and a half were drank. A 'get a room' chant was made, followed quickly by an 'overrated' chant. I played war for drinks. We started keg stands at three in the morning. I called a girl Mitchell all night. Wubbs and I kissed Tim. Looks like Marshall has some pictures up already. That's about all I have to say about that, because most of the night I just laughed and yelled, and I don't really remember anything else from it.

Other than that, not a lot going on. I watched people do mushrooms Saturday night. It was amusing. And some random dude passed out in Seth's car... also amusing. Marshall and I will work on getting the comment system back up, so that should be exciting for you all. Oh, there will be an article about poker in the Daily on Wednesday, and I'm being interviewed. You should definitely check it out. I'll link to it when it gets put up. Till then sweet readers, till then.


Links of the Day


I just discovered kuro5hin, it's like slashdot, but not all technical. I always find something I like there. Check it out.

Firefox rules, it beats the everliving hell out of Internet Explorer. Check it.

Just in case you thought the RIAA had forgotten about us.


Sunday, November 21, 2004

What we've been up to

Faithful readers, fear not. Goldy's Mom is not dead. Nay. It was only taking a weed nap...and masturbating. And now, it's back and better than ever.

I must say, it feels good to be a blogger again. You may remember a blog I had once upon a time, the occasionaly amusing but mostly lame, Marshall Plan. Now that I don't have to post so often, I can help Goldy's Mom kick even more ass than it did before.

Rather than bore you with stories of great adventure and conquest, I thought I'd throw a few pictures up to show you all what we've been up to these past few months.

Long story short: Tim came home from class and kissed Wubbs. Shaun and Wubbs returned the favor.


This one is from Halloween. Brian went as McDonald's fries. With a wig and feather boa. This made perfect sense at the time.


Wubbs is confused.


Danny is confused.


Shaun is sexy. Or maybe just confused. Either way, you can't resist his gaze.


That's it for now. Come back soon and maybe I'll actually write about something.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

We Have A Website?!?!

So, uh, yeah, we haven't really been keeping this site up to date really, have we? Sorry about that. Well, we've decided to change that a little bit and make a few more posts.

We do have Marshall hopefully posting for us now, which will be nice. And I'll be making a nice long post about poker, because that's almost all I've been doing lately. That and being awesome. It's a lot of work to do both in one day.

Anyway, we'll get comments up and running again soon enough. I hope you are all mourning the death of Ole Dirty Bastard, as you should. Peace out, check back soon for more posts, and possibly an updated look.