Thursday, January 20, 2005

Just a Few Links

Well, to keep my vow of regular updates, I thought I'd throw up a few links so it looks like we still care. Things have been good, if not a little hectic, around the house with the start of classes again. I need to learn to stop pulling the all nighter poker sessions, though they have been profitable as of late. If anyone wants to get into the online poker realm, I'd be willing to give some tips for a referral bonus, just drop a comment here or an email (sadly, got taken away from us, I'll try to set up a new one soon, though all the people that care should know my email).

Now, onto the links. This first one was sent to me by a buddy of mine. I don't think it's for the faint of heart, but I found it hilarious. I think that probably makes me a horrible person. Check it out.

Then there's this (NSFW, PARENTS, ETC). This was the only part of the page I saw, and I'm not sure what to make of it. Apparently people pay for this sort of thing. I'm disturbed. Even I wouldn't sink that low... yet.

Finally, I think this is my new favorite bittorrent site now that Suprnova got shut down. You know, for all my... backup needs.

Till next time, fair readers, till next time. I might even get a picture of Seth's wicked ass mullet up here soon.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

comment system test

This post serves two purposes. First, to make sure our comments work. Second, to move that huge fucking picture down a little so it doesn't look so hideous on our page. Drop a comment in when this comes up, if you can. Later.

Holy Shit, Ligers are Real

So, even though Slarks explained to us that quoting Napoleon Dynamite is going the way of Rick James quotes know (read: completely fucking annoying), I found this today and just couldn't help getting a good laugh out of it.

Apparently, this "half lion, half tiger with magical powers" is a real beast. And a real fucking huge beast. Like, this fucking big.

Here's another huge picture that I don't want to clog up the main page.

According to this guy, who gave me the idea of this article, so I got to give him props, ligers are male lions crossed with female tigers, which causes them to lose a growth inhibiter hormone, which is why they are so fucking ginormous. I am officially impressed.

In other news, I'll try to get the comment system up and working later today. I'm pretty sure changing our comments 90 times have fucked the html code of this site to everliving hell, and it's a miracle it's still up and running, but I'll give it a go anyway. I'm also up over a thousand bucks in online poker, and if I keep it up to ten thousand, I'm throwing the biggest fucking party this house will ever see. I'll keep you all posted on the running tally.

The rest of the house has lots of ideas for articles, they're just too fucking lazy to do them. Keep checking back though, I have a feeling that we may actually get this site popping a little bit for a while, at the very least.

Links of the Day

How come this never happens to me when I get fast food.

Oh well, at least this never happened to me. Best line... "It is more than likely that this young man will be losing his manhood," Well, it's followed closely by this line. "Doctors at the hospital are investigating his condition and there is a possibility that the remaining three centimetres of his penis will be cut off."

As if anyone cared any more, the crazy bitch probably went out and got herself pregnant.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Happy New Years

Well, another year has come and gone. And once again I have failed to keep to my resolution. I suppose that's part of the fun though. This year I resolve to update Goldy's Mom more often, despite our lack of readership these days. Shaun and I really will get the comments working again. I promise.

We had a little New Years Eve shindig here at the house. It went well. There was alchohol involved. And a stripper pole. And yes, even some hockey cheerleaders. But I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Shaun, seen here in his first of several outfits for the night, began the two fisting early in the evening.

Oh, I almost forgot. There were hockey cheerleaders and gymnasts.

Shaun and the stripper pole. Like peanut butter and jelly.

I like to watch.

I don't know who this is. But he obviously likes to lick poles. Get it? Poles? To quote Aqua Teen: "Oh Er, your sexual innuendo is priceless."

Danny being Danny. But who is the creepy guy in the background?

Slarks. Enough said.

Wubbs wants you! To join his army of stripping cheerleaders. Or maybe its cheerleading strippers. Either way, there's nudity involved.

For a drunken, twice layed, headband-wearing cowboy, Shaun is a pretty grumpy guy.

Brian polishes the stripping platform to achieve maximum dancibility.

No longer grumpy, Shaun is still a drunken, twice layed, headband-wearing cowboy.

Wubbs points out a hockey cheerleader. Who, as expected, is immediately drawn to the stripper pole.

She is also immediately drawn to Wubbs.

Zeke reminds everyone not to touch the strippers.

The dangerous combination of booze, cheerleaders, and a stripper pole have caused Wubbs to misplace his shirt. And his sweater. And his jacket. But not his tie.

Brian debates the fallacies of Socratic philosophy with a party guest. Or maybe he was just checking out her rack. I really have no idea.

Jumping the gun by a good five minutes. Wubbs and Shaun unload the champagne.

Wubbs, covered in sticky champagne. On the upside, he seems to have found his jacket.

Shaun says Happy New Years to Wubbs.

Someone threw beer at Shaun. They missed.

So, that's all I've got for that. I would like to say thanks to Wubbs' Dad, the man responsible for building the stripper pole and platform. I'll have something more for you in the near future. Seriously.